Webcomic of two boys. One has a mask. The other says, "That's nothing. When I want to get scared, I look at Mom's to-do list."
Since Halloween is coming up, I've been looking at things that bring me fear. And yes, to do lists are at the top of my fear list.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of a boy at a computer. Boy says to Mom, "I'm writing a blog. Does your family or Dad's have the most sordid details?"
There are no sordid details in my blog... at least none I'm aware of. It seems safe to talk about yourself as opposed to loved ones. If that doesn't work, make a cartoon out of them and distort the details enough so no one recognizes themselves.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of a press conference. A reporter says, “Senator! Any truth to the rumor you exchanged political favors for RAM?”
This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages."
Cartoon of two mice at a bonfire and a cat. A mouse says, "Nothing like a bonfire with friends, is there?"
The thing I like about bonfires in autumn is the mysterious, spooky feeling. I can see what's going on around the bonfire, but what's lurking out there beyond the warm glow? Only The Shadow knows. Wait! That's "What evil lurks within the hearts of men." Sounds like Halloween to me.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of a couple in garden with giant fruit. Guy says, “Just what kind of fertilizer did that guy on the gardening site recommend?”
This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages."
Webcomic of a mom and boy with guitar. The boy says, "Let me serenade you before you see the mess in the kitchen."
Cartoon of man with wrecked computer. He says, "It wasn't working so I converted it into a fine arts piece."
Cartoon of a grandfather and grandson. The grandfather says, "Anyone who tells you to act your age is a boogerhead!"
Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, “At our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”
Cartoon of a boy with a bike and a helmet. Boy says, “Whenever I wear a helmet, I have a taste for adventure.”
Clothes make a man. A helmet makes for adventure. I've had issues with bike helmets. I've often wondered if they made them look more adventurous would more people wear them. Right now, bike helmets just look dorky.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two men next to an Victorian-looking computer. One says, “There’s a good chance your computer isn't environmentally friendly.”
Cartoon of two boys staring at a manhole. Boy says, "Sorry , Mister. At least you can say you were part of a home run."
There are two activities that let you know summer is here; baseball and construction. It's a glorious thing when they are combined. It's also sad to see them come to a close as fall comes upon us.
Let's hope there are no open manholes at the upcoming baseball playoffs. I'd like to see the Atlanta Braves play the Detroit Tigers in the World Series. I won't call it a prediction nor a strong hope. If the Cincinnati Reds win a wildcard game, then my strong hope may surface again.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two men. One says, "Great sermon. I already uploaded the highlights to Youtube."
Cartoon of two children and an old computer at a bust stop. The caption reads, "Melanie's dad found a unique way to recycle his old computer.
Cartoon of two girls. One says, "Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over seven."
Cartoon of a boy and teacher. The boy says, "It's hard to wipe the slate clean when you use a permanent marker."
Cartoon of a couple at a romantic dinner. The man says, “The question remains: can a Mac person and a Windows Person get along in marital bliss?”
This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages."
Cartoon of a boy and dad with flowers. Boy says, "Last night, you two argued. Today, you come home with flowers. I detect a pattern."
Cartoon of wife at computer and husband. Wife cries, “Someone told the gourmet cuisine site about my cooking and now they won’t let me in.”
Bad news travels fast, doesn't it? Especially with the speed of the Internet on the side of the rumor mill.
This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages."
Cartoon of boy and teacher. Boy says, "I'll answer that in a second. But first, let me take this call from Mom."
It's a good thing I didn't have a cell phone in school. I probably would have been calling for a lifeline every few minutes.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
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