Cartoon of two boys. One says, "If a dog goes around with his tongue hanging out, it's okay. But if I do it, I get sent to the school counselor."
There are so many things our pets do we think is cute. But if a person did the same thing, trouble would be brewing. Be sure you do your panting at home. It's safe that way.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of boy and girl. Boy is wearing an eagle costume. Boy says, "I agreed to be the school mascot if they would pay for my dignity insurance."
You have to be a special breed to be a mascot. You have to be able to fire up the crowd while ignoring those who fear you or want to humiliate you. It's a good lesson for life in general. I think it would have been good for Charlie Brown to play a mascot. It builds character.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two children and an old computer at a bust stop. The caption reads, "Melanie's dad found a unique way to recycle his old computer.
Cartoon of a boy and teacher. The boy says, "It's hard to wipe the slate clean when you use a permanent marker."
Cartoon of boy and teacher. Boy says, "I'll answer that in a second. But first, let me take this call from Mom."
It's a good thing I didn't have a cell phone in school. I probably would have been calling for a lifeline every few minutes.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of a boy with a test and a dog. Boy says, "For a pointer, you're pretty lousy at pointing out homework answers."
I never used our dog to do my homework. She was a collie and whenever I'd ask a question, she'd just nip at my heels.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two boys in school. One says, “I’m going to study this book from cover to cover. So far, I have the copyright page memorized.”
Does anybody read the copyright page? I do! It's chocked full of great information and ISBN numbers. If you don't know what the latter is, you probably don't want to read the copyright page anyway.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two boys walking. One says, "Today at school, I discovered there are an infinite number of ways to annoy a girl."
Yes, there are an infinite number of ways to annoy people, I'm going to try and find the infinite number of ways to be a blessing today.
This also works for Illustration Friday. This week's word is "infinite."
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of dad and son. Dad says, “Your mom didn't marry me for my hair. It was because I did my homework. Now go do yours.”
I'm sure my dad used this ploy on me. Bless his heart, I never remember him with much hair. But he's always been a hard worker. He's done his homework, and so has Mom. That must be why she married him.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of teacher passing test to student. Student says, "If I do this test with one eye closed, one hand tied behind my back and hopping on one foot, do I get an A for effort?"
Students spend most of their educational career figuring out how to ace the test with the least amount of studying. But I bet if you'd issue physical challenges while they took the test, you'd get quite a few takers. You bet I would've tried it.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon: Student says to teacher, "For anything I may do this school year, I'd like to offer a blanket apology."
Also works for Illustration Friday. This week's word is "wrapped." This guy is wrapped up in getting his apologies out of the way first. There's a few sports figures and politicians that could learn from that. Just apologize in advance when you're elected or get that multi-million dollar contract.
Please ask before using this cartoon. I can provide a watermarked free image upon request.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3
I'm guessing there are many kids craving adventure this month. Here's to hoping they have an exciting, and safe summer.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3
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