Cartoon of teacher passing test to student. Student says, "If I do this test with one eye closed, one hand tied behind my back and hopping on one foot, do I get an A for effort?"
Students spend most of their educational career figuring out how to ace the test with the least amount of studying. But I bet if you'd issue physical challenges while they took the test, you'd get quite a few takers. You bet I would've tried it.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two boys eating. One says, "You can't find love in a bag of chips. But chips and salsa come close."
You guessed it. Chips and salsa are one of my favorite foods. Don't worry, though. It just can't compete with real love.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3
Cartoon of two men boarding a jet plane. One says, “We can’t take this flight, Earl! She was voted the worst flight attendant of all time at travelnightmares.com!”
Cartoon of two women. One says, "You are almost marriage material. All we need to do is teach you to nag."
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two farmers. One says, “I don’t know what to do. The cows prefer Windows ’95, the pigs go for the Mac and don’t even ask me what the chickens use!”
This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages." (Bet you can tell from the reference to Windows '95!)
New Rider's Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.
Cartoon of two boys. One says, "I've been looking for authenticity. So far, all I know is it isn't in any discount department store."
Cartoon of woman and man at computer. Woman says, “Do you think we could use the Web to advertise my beauty and charm school?”
This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the "New Rider's Internet Yellow Pages." That has to be three to four lifetimes in the Internet world!
New Rider's Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.
Cartoon: Student says to teacher, "For anything I may do this school year, I'd like to offer a blanket apology."
Also works for Illustration Friday. This week's word is "wrapped." This guy is wrapped up in getting his apologies out of the way first. There's a few sports figures and politicians that could learn from that. Just apologize in advance when you're elected or get that multi-million dollar contract.
Please ask before using this cartoon. I can provide a watermarked free image upon request.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3
Cartoon of two dogs. One says, "If a dog year is equal to seven people years, we should be getting birthday parties every eight weeks."
Cartoon of two boys. One says to the other, “What a boring summer! Not one of us has had a trip to the emergency room.”Cartoon of dentis to patient: "You're teeth look great. But it looks like we need to extract your tongue."
My trip to the dentist was okay, but strange thoughts happen when you are in the dentist's chair. My tongue is fine, however.
This works for Illustration Friday. This week's word is, "impatience." It's hard to be patient when a dentist is inserting strange tools in your mouth!
I drew this in Adobe Iluustrator CS3.
Cartoon of girl and teddy bear. Girl says “I don’t like your taste in television.”
I wonder what the bear wants to watch? The obvious choice would be "Animal Planet." Then again, maybe he's a Sponge Bob fan.
You know it's getting close to the end of a school break when kids argue with even inanimate objects. If the object brings the kid to tears, then you know it's time for a nice, family walk around the neighborhood.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of Dad, son and raccoon. Dad is angry. Son says to Dad, "But he followed my home."
When I went to camp, there were a few critters I would have liked to take home. None of them were within the cabin. Those type of critters tried to come home with me on their own.
Instead of taking a raccoon home as a souvenir, I opted for the t-shirt instead. They were easier to wash.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
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